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8 Types of People You Encounter at the Gym

June 13, 2017

It’s been a month and a half since I started back at a traditional gym.  It had been years since I’d been to one.  And honestly, I wasn’t super thrilled to go back.  I really enjoy working out at home, but finding the time was a struggle and I could feel my body rebelling on me.  

So off to the gym I went, where someone could watch my kids while I got a good workout in.  And now that it’s become routine for me, I’m starting to enjoy it again.   

But it took me all of two days to remember a big part of why I loathed the gym: the people.  Now don’t get me wrong, I like some people.  But a lot of gym people are a different breed.  They’re like dogs: they have their quirks, tricks they do and things that get them excited.  

Let’s chat about the types of people you encounter at the gym, shall we?

First up, you have Chatty Kathy.  Oh lord.  Kathy spends 70% of her time talking to whomever she can get to pay attention to her, 15% of her time walking around looking for people to chat with, and maybe (if she’s lucky) 15% of her time actually working out.  I encountered Kathy on my second day, when I saw this poor gentleman chatting with her.  She was obviously taking time away from his workout.  You could tell he wanted to just get on with what he was doing, but was being polite and listening to Kathy blabber on about sprinkler systems. 

Here’s the thing Kathy.  The gym is a place to workout!  If you want to have a convo, maybe invite some friends over for cheese and wine and talk to them about your sprinkler system issues.

Steroid Stan
This guy kills me.  Like please, Stan, don’t come near me because I’m unsure of your stability.  You are clearly injecting yourself with some sort of substance, as per the massive veins shooting out of your arms, and the fact that, even though you are wearing some suggestively small shorts, I see not race of anything going on down there.  Stan could very well be the grunter that I’ll describe to you shortly.     

Know-it-all Nathan
This guy (and I say guy because 99.5% of the time it will be a guy) is walking around, giving pointers to everyone; especially the ladies.  Nathan knows all the proper forms and wants to make sure that you know he knows.  If your bench press is even the slightest bit off, he’ll catch it, and take the next 5 minutes to give you un-requested pointers on what you need to be doing to have perfect form (don’t get me wrong, I think good form is super important, especially to avoid injury, but Nathan doesn’t need to tell me every time I accidentally break form during my bench).  Then he’ll walk away feeling satisfied that he was able to help another person “in need.”    

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Gruntin’ Gary 
If you haven’t seen him, I’m sure you’ve heard him.  With every curl, every tricep extension, every squat, Gary is making himself heard.  I sometimes worry about Gary.  Is he really struggling that hard to get the weight up every. single. time? Is he trying hard to hold a fart in?  Or does he really just exert that much effort with every move?  I’m still unsure because I’m too chicken to ask, but let me know if you happen to have a Gary in your life.       

Space Invading Suzie
I about knocked Suzie over the other day.  Like literally, 2 feet from where I had my station set up, she decides to crowd in with her dumbbell curls.  Dude, I may just donkey kick your a*s while in the middle of my bent over rows if you don’t get out of my bubble.  There’s plenty of mirror for you to check out your muscles while you curl your 10 pound weights, Suzie.  Give people some space!

Selfie Takin’ Sarah
Sweet Sarah.  She’s so adorable, with her perfect hair and makeup, that she probably spent an hour on before coming to the gym.  She spends more time on her phone than on her workout.  She is texting, Facebook-ing (I know that’s not a word, but let’s pretend like it is, mkay?), checking her hair in the camera and taking multiple selfies during the course of her hour at the gym.  

 

Drama Queen Dan
Dan is like a gym exhibitionist.   He breaths loudly before he starts his lift.  He drops the weights in a show of manliness, as if to say, “Yeah, I just lifted 300 pounds.  Check me out.”  But poor Dan is either desperate for attention or just really careless.  What Dan fails to realize, is that dropping weights not only damages them, but it damages the floor beneath.  You aren’t impressing anyone, Dan, except maybe yourself.  

Always Moving Ashley
Y’all may have seen her if you follow my Instagram stories, but she never. stops. moving.  It’s like she’s a 17 year old cheerleader that just drank a quad grande americano and is so excited to be at the gym and get her workout on and chat with her gym partner and, and, and!  There is no rest period for Ashley.  If she’s not moving she’s not burning.  She also runs 45 minutes on the treadmill then heads straight into a bootcamp workout class.  Ashley stresses me out just a bit.  I’m also a little concerned for her tiny frame, that she may be working herself a little too hard.  It’s okay, Ashley, I promise you’re still getting a great workout in with what you are doing.  Just please stop running in place between every set.  

And those, my friends, are just a few of the kinds of people you encounter at the gym.  I’m sure I’m missing a few.  Tell me who your favorite gym person is! 

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Comments

  1. Lindsay Katherine says: June 13, 2017 at 6:28 am

    This is HILARIOUS! I never understood when girls go to the gym all made up and spend the majority of the time taking selfies.

  2. Kelli {A Deeper Joy} says: June 13, 2017 at 7:14 am

    Bahahaha! Too funny and so true! I DO NOT understand people taking selfies at the gym (or checking in on FB). And the guys that look like they’re on steroids crack me up. I will say – I have fun people watching because of all these jokers 🙂

  3. Jaelan Mincey says: June 14, 2017 at 1:15 pm

    Hahaha!
    Space Invading Suzie. Oh man. I cannot tell you how many times I’ve encountered her in yoga.

  4. Amy says: June 15, 2017 at 12:58 pm

    HAHA I love this!! I love going to the gym because it’s kind of like my spa time. Afterward I can sit in the steam room, shower and get ready without a toddler. I have noticed that now that I workout at 5am, there are way fewer of the above people. Those that are there early are on a mission-with the rare grunter in the mix. I do love the people watching and see what some people do an pickup on their routines.

  5. Jennifer says: June 16, 2017 at 2:47 pm

    Oh my goodness! You nailed this! I’ve seen all of these people at the gym. Chatty Kathy is a stress inducer for me because she usually gravitates to me. Sorry… I don’t want to talk when I’m all sweaty and gross. Plus, it takes a heck of a lot of concentration for me to workout properly. Leave me be Kathy!

    Thanks for sharing. This gave me a great laugh.
    xoxo

    • Tiffany says: June 19, 2017 at 3:16 pm

      HAHA right?! I just want to get my workout done. Leave me be girl!

  6. Paige Allison (@anuncomplife) says: June 22, 2017 at 6:00 am

    Gruntin’ Gary and Drama Queen Dan! Ohhhhhh, how I know those well! I stick to group fitness classes so I avoid those people… But there’s no avoiding the selfie game. In fact, our gym banned phones from the locker room!

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